FREAKER Slippy Recycled Bottle Beverage Insulator, Old Glory America USA Flag

FREAKER
CS-001
$6.00
$6.00
Established in 2011 and located in Wilmington, North Carolina, the Freaker
quickly grew to be the global leader of preventing moist handshakes and sweaty
beverages. They aren't just selling you their fit-everything product, they're
giving you an invitation to their party; a starter kit for a new lifestyle.
Infusing life, style and functionality into a drink insulator. The Freaker is
truly a one-size-fits all bottle insulator! Keeping your hands dry and your
drinks cold is the new fashion-jam. Looking for a gift for your entire list of
friends, family, co-workers, and regrettable acquaintances? Congratulations.
There is a Freaker for everyone. And don't give me that "I don't drink beer"
squabble. Do you drink liquids of any variety? Your argument is suddenly
invalid. What's that? You have a baby but you also enjoy bum-wine? Is the
FREAKER for you? A match made in heaven, gumdrop. Your little one's sippy cup
can be just as freaked as your 40oz Colt. Also your mom's wine and your kid
sister's Nalgene and your dad's beer and the vase you sometimes regrettably
send flowers to your ex in. Made with love in the Freakin' USA. Bottle not
included.

  • RECYCLED and RE-USEABLE: My yarn is made from 1 plastic bottle collected off the coast. Promotes re-usablity, clean oceans, cold drinks, and dry hands. Put me on every beverage!
  • VERSATILE: Slippys keep your drinks cold, and your hands dry, and they'll fit anything you want to drink out of. Simply put, they're a hot and cold Insulator that stops unseemly bottle sweat and subsequent moist handshakes.
  • ONE SIZE FITS ALL: The Freaker is a one-size-fits-all beverage insulator! Cans, Bottles, Big Bottles, Small Bottles, Red Bottles, Blue Bottles, Baby Bottles to 40 oz. Bottles, Mason Jars, Coffee Cups, and more.
  • MADE IN THE USA: Made in North Carolina!! *somebody inevitably sings Wagon Wheel in the distance*. American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
  • MANY STYLES: A fun way to personalize your drinks while keeping your hands dry and drink hot / cold in style. 100s to choose from.

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